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A POEM FOR A GODDESS MOM ! ( An Early Mother's Day Gift ) (1386 hits)

A Poem For A Goddess Mom :

My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place

'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr.. Wright?
It's all about the laws to day,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think
Or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray

I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue and nose.
I can read and watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse..

Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D'


Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, 'Pick out all you want,
there's shirts and pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D.
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.

I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best.'

I said 'No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine.'

He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?'
'Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D . Requires
Just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike and roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D.?'

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Posted By: Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
Tuesday, April 7th 2009 at 11:10AM
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crazy... but it rings...I can't get to it sis. But I understand.
Tuesday, April 7th 2009 at 12:26PM
I love it. It's amazing all that goes into taking care of a child. I'm trying not to think about until mine begin to take care of me :-). Thank you Minister Dr. Blaylock
Tuesday, April 7th 2009 at 12:50PM
crystal smith
You're welcome ! We always have to stay on top of it and true to the game, we get it in all directions !
And where is Daddy in most cases ? MIA ( missin in action, for those that don't know,LOL )! Thats where !
We need both parents, give Mama a break sometime
Most of these kids nowadays run the whole household cause we let it get that way.
Since we're mostly female head of households, GOT TO BE THE BOSS !
But if you start letting them run things, it'll be hard to turn it around.
Howbeit, they want us to be the boss anyway !
When they want to be grown, yeah, thats when they can take care of you.
And you still have to be the boss !
Isn't that something ?
Tuesday, April 7th 2009 at 2:17PM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
Tuesday, April 7th 2009 at 5:19PM
Jen Fad
HA HA...I'm thinking about giving a copy to my niece and putting it up in her room!!!
Tuesday, April 7th 2009 at 5:51PM
Siebra Muhammad
And here I was thinking I had a big job with only 2 childern...Mother Goddess has only time to stop and read your beautiful truths about her job that has made us so qualified to be called Mr, Ms and with total respect dispite our CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS(lol Mozell) ..And, with unconditional love-Tough love to boot.(smile)
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